“smoke booze rock n roll

***** dope n birth control

life is a bitchhhh n then u die

so fuckkkk the rules n lets get high”

“if u cant defeat ur opponents with ur intelligence then baffel them with bullshit”

UNCERTAINITY CAN NEVER BE THE STARTING POINT OF ANYTHING

>>Born free; Taxed to death.

>>”Sometimes you eat the bear.

Sometimes the bear eats you”

>>”It is better to live than exist”

>>”Life is 2 short, so live it 2 the fullest”

>>”We work to Live, not live to work”

>>”smile. it confuses ppl. & dance like no one’s looking, sing like no one’s listening, and live like its the last moment”

>>”If you stand for nothing, you’ll fall for anything”

>>”What Comes Around Goes Around”

>>”LOVE IS LIKE A BURNING CIGARETTE,IT STARTS WITH FLAMES N ENDS WITH ASHES”

GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELPS THEMSELVES

>> road to the success is always under construction

>>If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?

>>”Love is tender and knows no gender”

>>”You dont know what you have until you lose it”

>>”Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe”

“I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure” Clarence Darrow

“I’ve had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn’t it. Grouch Marx

“His mother should have thrown him away and kept the stork” Mae West

“He had delusions of adequacy”

Walter Kerr

“There’s nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won’t cure.” Jack E. Leonard

“He can compress the most words into the smallest idea of any man I know.” Abraham Lincoln

A friend is someone who will bail you out of jail, but your best friend is the one sitting next to you saying “that was f***ing awesome”

Just because you’re not paranoid doesn’t mean they’re not out to get you.

It’s hard to soar like an eagle when you’re surrounded by turkeys.

The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his. — General George Patton

When in charge, ponder. When in doubt, mumble. When in trouble, delegate

Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.

Love means telling you why you’re sorry

I refuse to have a battle of wits with an unarmed opponent.

The number of people watching you is directly proportional to the stupidity of your action.

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“Stay with me; I want to be alone ” ~Joey Adams

“I feel so miserable without you, it’s almost like having you here.” ~ Stephen Bishop

“Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence” ~Ashleigh Brilliant

“Never judge a book by its movie.” ~J.W. Eagan

“Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned. ” ~Milton Friedman

“I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.” ~Gandhi

” Just when you realize life’s a *****, it has puppies.” ~Adrienne E. Gusoff

“If you can’t live without me, why aren’t you dead already?” ~Cynthia Heimel

“Ye shall know the truth, and the truth shall make you mad.” ~Aldous Huxley

” I wish I’d known you when you were alive.” ~Leonard Levinson

“We just had a near-life experience!” ~ Chuck Palahniuk

“Muscles come and go; flab lasts.” ~Bill Vaughan

“He has Van Gogh’s ear for music.” ~Billie Wilder

” A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that “individuality” is the key to success. ~Robert Orben