the best one is—–“if u cant defeat ur opponents with ur intelligence then baffel them with bullshit”

n following are my few gud n funny qoutes

UNCERTAINITY CAN NEVER BE THE STARTING POINT OF ANYTHING

and

GOD HELPS THOSE WHO HELPS THEMSELVES

and others are like

>> road to the success is always under construction

>>Born free; Taxed to death.

>>If our constitution allows us free speech, why are there phone bills?

>>”Sometimes you eat the bear.

Sometimes the bear eats you”

>>”It is better to live than exist”

>>”Life is 2 short, so live it 2 the fullest”

>>”We work to Live, not live to work”

>>”smile. it confuses ppl. & dance like no one’s looking, sing like no one’s listening, and live like its the last moment”

>>”If you stand for nothing, you’ll fall for anything”

>>”I AM being nice, You should see me when I’m not!”

>>”Love is tender and knows no gender”

>>”You dont know what you have until you lose it”

>>”Love many, trust few, and always paddle your own canoe”

>>”What Comes Around Goes Around

“Theres something illegal about dangling an infant out a window”

Lemony snicket.

Ok so its not very funny but I like it

sorry