A few days ago
one of a kind

do you know intelligent yet funny weird quotes ?

For example

It was the moment of truth after which they all got back to lying

Do you know any more quotes like this?

Like double meaning or just funny weird quotes that sound intelligent

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A few days ago
four feet six

Favorite Answer

“Bank failures are caused by depositors who don’t deposit enough money to cover losses due to mismanagement.”

“I believe we are on an irreversible trend toward more freedom and democracy, but that could change.”

“If we do not succeed, then we run the risk of failure.”

DAN QUAYLE, the forty-fourth Vice President of the United States under George H. W. Bush

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4 years ago
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A few days ago
La Sombra
From… The Naked Gun 2 1/2…

“The truth hurts. Not as much as riding a bicycle without a seat, but it does hurt.”

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From… Pride and Prejudice…

“Mr. Bennet, how can you abuse your own children in such way? You take delight in vexing me. You have no compassion on my poor nerves.”

“You mistake me, my dear. I have a high respect for your nerves. They are my old friends. I have heard you mention them with consideration these twenty years at least.”

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Ralph Waldo Emerson…

“I hate quotations.”

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