I remember when the air was clean and sex was dirty.

Sometimes I need what only you can provide: your absence.

Ashleigh Brilliant

It’s always darkest before it turns absolutely pitch black.

Paul Newman

I feel so miserable without you, its almost like having you here. Stephen Bishop

I didn’t attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it. Mark Twain

He has VanGogh’s ear for music. Billy Wilder

Eat well, stay fit, die anyway. Anonymous

– Dennis Wholey

“You got to be careful if you don’t know where you’re going, because you might not get there.”

– Yogi Berra

“It’s easier to seek forgiveness than ask for permission.”

– Proverb

“640K ought to be enough for anybody.”

– Bill Gates, in 1981

For these Thy gifts which

We are about to receive.

And. Yea. Though I walk through

The valley of the shadow of no food,

I will fear no hunger.

We want You to give us

This day our daily bread…

And to the republic

For which it stands.

And by the power invested in me.

I pronounce us

Ready to eat.

– Amen.

Woopi Goldberg- Sister Act

ohh ohh or this one…i heard just yesterday…..LOL

Doesn’t Prince Charles look like someone kissed a frog and it didn’t turn all the way?

ROFL

-Voltaire