Know thyself? If I knew myself, I’d run away.

Am I getting smart with you? How would you know?

A good time to keep your mouth shut is when you’re in deep water.

Sometimes my mind wanders; other times it leaves completely.

People who think they know everything are a great annoyance to those of us who really do.

Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.

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Movie quotes…

“You tried your best and you failed miserably. The lesson is ‘never try’.” — Homer Simpson

“Do or do not; there is no try.” — Star Wars: Empire Strikes Back

“How do you know my dimwitted inexperience isn’t really a subtle form of manipulation used to lower peoples expectations, thereby enhancing my ability to maneuver myself within any given situation?” — Scream 2

“No matter what people tell you, words and ideas can change the world.” — The Dead Poet’s Society

“Seize the day. Make your lives extraordinary.” — The Dead Poets Society