A few days ago
cass_muffin

*the silent treatment*?

A man and his wife were having some problems at home

and were giving each other the silent treatment.

Suddenly, the man realized that the next day, he would need his wife

to wake him at 5:0 0 AM for an early morning business flight.

Not wanting to be the first to break the silence (and LOSE), he

wrote on a piece of paper, “Please wake me at 5:00 AM.” He left it where

he knew she would find it.

The next morning, the man woke up, only to discover it was 9:00 AM

and he had missed his flight Furious, he was about to go and see why his

wife hadn’t wakened him, when he noticed a piece of paper by the bed.

The paper said, “It is 5:00 AM. Wake up.”

Men are not equipped for these kinds of contests

Top 10 Answers
A few days ago
xyz

Favorite Answer

No, they are not are they.

They can’t even manage to look after themselves on their own.

They need us yet they are too selfish to admit it aren’t they?.

Thank you for your joke.It was gr8.

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A few days ago
Colonel
Wow, you love the sexist jokes. I guess I’ll have to start posting some of mine ten… 🙂

I did enjoy this one though, the last line was not necessary…that point is a given.

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A few days ago
All Saints Rocks
thats really good. haha she should of set the alarm and put it right next to his bed as well lol
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A few days ago
Ariel Mermaid
thnx for the morning laugh!
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A few days ago
comfy c
heard it before but still funny
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A few days ago
haha..nice..LOL!thnkx 4 d laugh..
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A few days ago
Anonymous
hahaha thanks for the early morning laugh. Got my day started right.
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A few days ago
♥preciousluv♥
lol, a star for you.
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A few days ago
~brandy~
lol loved it!
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A few days ago
lisa t
THAT IS SOMETHING THAT I PROBABLY SOMETHING THAT I WOULD HAVE DONE.
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