A few days ago
I have to do announcements tomarow morning and in the afternoon.?
Is there anything that I can say that can be funny or lighten up the day for everyone, oh and I don’t want to get in trouble so I need something funny or something that wont get me in trouble. Can anyone think of something that will get people to listen to the announcements because hardly anyone hears them.
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A few days ago
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At the beginning say “I got a new bike…isss a slejjhammer (its a sledgehammer) and when you finish saying the announcements say “Vote for Pedro” like from the movie Napoleon Dynamite.
or tell a random story like “when I came home from school my head started to get really hot. So I drank some cold water, but it didn’t do nothing. So I laid in the bathtub for a while, but then I realized that it was my hair that was making my head hot. So I went into my kitchen and I shaved it all off. I don’t want anyone to see. ”
OR, make a random commercial the the middle of announcements.
“Hi I’m Larry Alahandros, inventor of the ‘super-o-matic’ here to tell you all about the super-o-matic! come down and get your own super-o-matic before all the super-o-matics are gon! super-o-matics are fun fun FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN. SUPER-O-MATIC, SUPER-O-MATIC, SUPER-OMATIIIIIIC!!!”
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