teen: i promise, i work hard and i’m responsible, Sir!

employer: kick the act, son, it ain’t gonna work.

teen: please, sir, i really need the money!

employer: i don’t care if you are the prince of wherever the hell your from, all kids are lazy, irresponsible, untrustworthy, and disrespectful. go find another sucker to play.

teen: sir, please do not judge me, based on some ugly stereotype. i’m a human being, not some scrap of playdo to squeeze into your mold of what you think young people are.

employer: okay, fine. i’ll give you one chance. you’ve got thirty seconds to give me the interview of your life, child. go.

teen: hi, my name is Zachary Addakin, I’m a straight a student from Wellmont High School and i’d like to be your secretary because i’m great at answering phones-

employer: ah ah ah! do not try to trick me, young boy? do you think i was born yesterday? you’re simply trying to give yourself an excuse for talking on your cell phone while you should be doing work! Out!

teen: No, sir. that isn’t it at all. i don’t even have a cell phone.

employer: you do so.

teen: okay, i do, but it’ll be like i haven’t even heard of the thing!

employer: You promise?

teen: yes! i promise. promise, i do! please, sir. i really need this job.

employer: well, it goes against everything i believe in….

teen: but….

employer: just this once. but understand me now boy, one screw up, and you’re out? you hear that? gone.

teen: yes sir! thank you so much sir!

employer: young man, we’re not on a military base, you may call me mr. addakin. (they both smile)

the end.

i hope you liked it.

you write the words they say

for example

employer: what do you want?

teen: a job

employer: no, you are a lazy pot smoking teen go die

teen: waahh