2. cat chasing lizards he’ll never catch through screen

3. someone trailing toilet paper on shoe (especially prissy women at a nightclub/ bar)

4. Carlos Mencia

5. Dave Chapelle

6. Chris rock

7. tourists who ask- how we find the islands when they move

8. tourists who ask- if we can swim under the island

9. tourists who ask- where the bridge to ___is

10. tourists who ask- what we do when it snows since our roads are so bad (a duh it’s a tropical climate, hullo!)

11. tourists who ask- if i live here (um, I’m working aren’t I)

12. tourists who ask- if they can collect all the different water colors and take them home.

13. local government

14. local police

15. gas prices (wait that makes me cry)

15b. president bush (wait that makes me cry too)

16. silly emails

17. my baby’s laughter

18. ice age

19. ice age 2

20. robots (movie)

a good joke

a typo in a headline that changes the whole meaning

Rowan Atkinson

silly home videos

limericks

tickling

people who feel they are all important but act like buffoons

sneezing fits

hiccups

hearing my boyfriend’s mum tell embarassing stories from when he was little

The Simpsons

anything by Douglas Adams

bad hair days

itchyness

irony

fancy dress

balloons bursting

a friend who gets drunk and then turns all sentimental

sitting in the car with someone and simultaneously starting to sing along to the radio

-stupid people who ask these kinda questions ^^

-stupid people who actually reply to these questions….

-other people who just say they liked the question and are answering it……bs…they want points:S

-ppl who just answer it anyways to get 2 pointts:P:P

-k dude these are all i cud come up wid at the moment….

P.S: get a life

a good joke

my dog

some tv commercials

some one tripping when there isn’t anything to trip over

All Your Base

People asking other people to directly answer their homework questions for them

my daughter

friends

family

past experiences (that weren’t funny then but are now)

Larry the Cable Guy

pranks

friends

family

comedy shows on t.v.

*actors and actresses that are funny*

here’s some to get u started