Advertize how much money rich people can get rid of going there. Like only for $10M per person be the first to have a vacation in the pristine martian landscape! no one else at your countryclub has been there! Travel to mars and you will get more than 15 minutes of fame because you will be gone for a while and may never be able to return. You can write a book if you come back! You could text from mars and send email to your friends – how cool is that?

How big exactly would Earth be when viewed from mars? would it be a blue shiny spot in the sky?

learn how to drive the mars hummer!

go one a safari hunting for them martians! win $60M if you bag one!

learn how to look and find water by learning martian survival skills

It would be a bit nippy, as Mars is really, really cold. Worse, it lacks snow, so even though it is freezing you cannot have a snowball fight or go skiing or sledding. forget about making a snowman, too.

Not a fun vacation at all.