Dave was weird and liked to rave, and sometimes hid in deep, dark caves.

Mary was scary, contrary to what most believe, she never went out, would scream and shout, and collected boogers on her sleeve.

Tom the nerd, was the geek or the herd, and ran quite spasticly. But one day he went crazy, and got kind of scary, and moved to Galilee.

Now here I sit, lacking attention, but I know I can ask my friends on Yahoo questions!

Spartawo…

Keisha and Sam, who play in the band, were jammin’ and planni’ to scan the

Gymnasium rats in their red and green flats made a great splat on the wrestling mats.

The geeks and the Greeks wearing their Van sneeks tip toed across the slippery wet moss of the

History depart when the AV cart gave all a heart stopping start when it announced in a flip and a flounce the upcoming

Friday night dance featuring Goths in their pants of total black

Out!

There was a boy,

His name was Roy.

Another had a hat,

A frizzy-haired cat,

He and the cat were very fat.

The second boy, Lance, he wore tight pants.

Women could tell—they heard the groans he made before they would glance.

He met a girl,

Who had long curls.

They gave “puppy love” a whirl.

Huh oh…Lance was A GIRL!

You don’t always have to rhyme the main words, either. You can put easy-to-rhyme words at the ends of lines, with most of the important content in the nonrhyming part, e.g.:

Reading the Canterbury Tales was fun;

Then we all wrote poems when we were done.

Finally, a little help with spelling:

Rhyming.

Canterbury.

Pants.

don’t just rhyme every other word

The idea is to link the balance of the lines

and bring the message to one accord

Just think of a sentence that states your purpose

then write something comical to follow

and to rhyme you can always use a thesaurus

The funny thing is, no one will know.

There was a boy his name was Roy,

Another had a hat and was very fat,

he wore tight pants his name was Lance.

Cause he’s the towel boy, people thought he was weak ,but the real truth is, he’s just a geek.

Then there was Brock the idiot jock, who hung out wtih Steve… the boy with the weave.

That gay kid Andy was caught in the bathroom getting Randy,

… idk… that’s all i got so far… i hope it helps…

They sent me to a nursery for fun.

All day long I used to play and run

around the whole playground.

One day I triped and hurt my head

and thats the day my mum was heard.

She blew her head off at the staff

who were so scared and afraid.

The next day the head called the staff

and yelled at all till they were fired.

I never knew about this till date,

when I asked my mum to tell a rhym

She remembered this till date,

and said she had committed a crime

If I were to find those staff today

I would love to say I was part of the crime.

Don’t let it be said that I am well read or that the black raven shall note, twas your own demise and my pen shall not lie, here, forever more.

He Came To School Every Week?

Lol Im Terrible :))