humor/poetry reading assignment…?
Either read a passage from some text that tickled your funny bone, or present a poem in some interesting way.
For an example, my teacher read a recipe while playing Barry White in the background. He was trying to make the recipe sound like a poem by pausing throughout it while Barry White spoke. He was trying to read it in a sexy voice as well.
By the way, I hate getting up in front of people, because I don’t want to look like an idiot. So, please suggest some tame stuff. I mean, try not to suggest outlandish things like what my teacher did.
Thanks in advance!
Favorite Answer
I would read “One Inch Tall” by Shel Silverstein. To present the poem in an interesting way, I would get a brown grocery bag and write the title/author of the poem on the outside. I would also decorate the bag to fit the theme of the poem. Inside of the bag, I would put items that are found within the poem to pass around the class. In the poem, it mentions a timble, flea, and stick of gum. You could put these items (or pictures of the items) in the bag. At the appropriate part of the poem, pull out the item and pass it around the classroom. It brings the poem to life — and it takes some of the attention off of you while you are reading!
Here is the poem:
One Inch Tall by Shel Silverstein
If you were only one inch tall, you’d ride a worm to school.
The teardrop of a crying ant would be your swimming pool.
A crumb of cake would be a feast
And last you seven days at least,
A flea would be a frightening beast
If you were one inch tall.
If you were only one inch tall, you’d walk beneath the door,
And it would take about a month to get down to the store.
A bit of fluff would be your bed,
You’d swing upon a spider’s thread,
And wear a thimble on your head
If you were one inch tall.
You’d surf across the kitchen sink upon a stick of gum.
You couldn’t hug your mama, you’d just have to hug her thumb.
You’d run from people’s feet in fright,
To move a pen would take all night,
(This poem took fourteen years to write–
‘Cause I’m just one inch tall).
Good luck on your presentation!
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