How to determine if your spouse is cheating on a budget.

How to win “Survivor” without lying or looking like a jerk.

Helping someone win a talent contest with costume and makeup where he will perform “Dude looks like a Lady”.

Good luck.

“How to convince your parents to let you get your first tattoo.”

“What to do when your report card comes back with F’s”

“Your father calls to say he’s bringing the boss home for dinner and your mother is out of town. He tells you to make something for dinner that’s really good because he’s up for a big promotion.” (Describe the panic and process of finding the cookbook, rummaging through the cabinets and refrigerator, and coming up with the perfect meal to help your father out.)

Flirting or Getting a date

Bathing a pig.

One of mine is painting ceramics- I wrote “How to make a ceramic pet” for a creative writing for children class I took.

Try giving instructions on how to do one of your hobbies.

Or how to dismantle a bomb (just in case).