The sign in the library said there was no talking aloud allowed.

The old miser never spends a cent. I’ll bet he’s got a big cash cache.

You can fool some people by planting trees and flowers on the garbage heap, but when I drive by, my nose knows.

I hear your friends Jill and Janet are excellent writers. In fact, I hear they’re fair fare.

(This would be better if they were good cooks.)

That’s the meanest rooster I’ve ever seen, always pecking at the other birds. It’s really a foul fowl.

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If I can think of a better pair for the writers, I’ll edit, but likely someone else will have it before I do.

old miser= cash cache

right

aloud

cash