A few days ago
Anonymous

can anyone help me with similes?

I am doing a report for World History, and I have to start it off by writing a metaphor or simile about my life. I want a funny one please, and ten points if you can finish this with a good answer:

My life is like a bad moustache-

and then kind of explain why it is like a bad moustache.

An example is “my life is like a fire in the breeze. Most of the time it is a gentle flame giving off a warm glow, but sometimes a big gust comes and makes it dance. In the end, it goes right back to flickering.”

something like that, but funny.

it doesn’t have to be the moustache one, but 10 pts to anyone who can think of a good ending for that. I really wanna use that, but i wil use something else.

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A few days ago
Anonymous

Favorite Answer

My life is like a bad moustache. When it’s waxed and twirled to a sharp point , my life is meaningful, sharp and focused. My thoughts and actions are purposeful and well reasoned.

Then again, when it’s droopy and untidy, my life seems to

lose all interest and self esteem. My life is at a low just like my bad droopy moustache.

Why do I need this flea ridden appendage?, Why should I let it dictate my life. I should get rid of it and be my own master.

I will, I will………ONE DAY.

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